A Small Book of Fifty Lies That Sound Plausibly True and a Picture of My Cat edition by Blaine MacConnell Literature Fiction eBooks
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Hey there! My name's Blaine MacConnell and this is a handy-dandy little guidebook that I've written to help you navigate this baffling ordeal we call life. Why would you need such a book, especially when I’ve already told you it’s (mostly) full of lies? Quite simple! All of these little fibs have been carefully selected so as to sound almost exactly like the truth. And if you don’t think that you need a text like this, let me assure you my friend, you completely and extremely do!
If you've ever been at a party, and found yourself pressed for an interesting anecdote, this book is for you. If you've ever been chatting around the water-cooler, but were unable to impress the boss with effortless witticisms, this book is for you. If you’ve ever been trying to chat up a cutie while waiting for the bus but came up short, this book is for you. And finally, if you’ve been seriously injured in a boating accident and are looking for free legal advice, this book is not for you. I am not a lawyer, and thus cannot actually claim to give out “free legal advice,” as has angrily been explained to me several times. So, while this updated edition of my book will no longer attempt to dispense with free legal advice, I will instead take the time to remind all of us that Canadian Maritime law is real and should be respected.
Completely Unbiased Reviews!
"This is clearly the smartest thing ever written by one of the top 25 most handsomest men in Toronto. As a wealthy billionaire, I could purchase many airports and stadiums to demonstrate the impressive resources I command, but instead, I shall invest everything I have into this book,” an unsolicited review by someone who is completely real and not made up.
“Is this what you’re doing with your life Blaine? You were such a nice boy. Do you really have nothing better to do than sit around and write a terrible book that tries to get people to lie?" my mother, Annie MacConnell, who refused to help me edit this book and also asked that her name specifically not be mentioned.
If any of you have any questions for 'ol Blaine, be sure to send me an electronic mail, at the following electronic mailing address blainemacconnell@gmail.com
A Small Book of Fifty Lies That Sound Plausibly True and a Picture of My Cat edition by Blaine MacConnell Literature Fiction eBooks
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Hands down the best title I've read in a long while! I've downloaded, but not yet read it as yet. If it is half as amusing as the title, it will be well worth the scant .99 purchase price!
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